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Hardcore History #60 · July 7, 2017 · 368m

The Celtic Holocaust

Carlin chronicles Julius Caesar's conquest of Gaul, examining the genocide of Celtic peoples through Caesar's own account in The Gallic Wars. Explores the tension between Caesar's literary genius and the horror of what he describes.

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Carlin examines how Caesar wrote himself as a rational, reluctant warrior bringing civilization to barbarians, while his own account documents the systematic massacre of millions. The autobiography constructs a false self that history has largely accepted.
Carlin argues that the Gauls were individually braver warriors than the Romans but lost because Rome's institutional environment — logistics, engineering, discipline, political organization — multiplied individual effort into civilizational power.

Highlights

Genocide can be driven by domestic political calculation
Caesar's Gallic Wars weren't primarily about military necessity — they were about building the political capital Caesar needed for power in Rome. Millions died for one man's career.
Winners write history — and decide who counts as 'civilized'
Most of what we 'know' about Celtic civilization comes from Caesar's own propaganda. The losers had no written tradition — their story was erased along with their people.
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